Drama in the Treetops at Emerald Queensland Australia

<body bgcolor="#000000" text="#FFFFFF"> <p align="center"><font size="4">Frames must be enabled in your browser to properly view this page. Drama in the TreeTops by John Cottingham. "I was just minding my own business. Call me Iggy Mate!" "These two Cockies conspired to bring me grief!" "Bite his Arse!", one Cockie said to the other. "Heaven Forbid!", the other Cockie said. "I will have eternal bad breath!" "Well this one Cockie kept screaming, Stay Back!..Stay Back! and I was getting nervous". "Well it happened..the bloody thing bit ME!! I'm not gonna take it". "What's a nice guy like me supposed to do? Let them abuse me? I turned around to protect my choice body from the idiot swinging on the branch below". "Make My Day!, the loud mouthed Cockie yelled..they were drawing a crowd. There must have been 25 of them." "This slimey bag of Emu dung doesn't want to play, the loudmouthed one said." "OH well! What Crap us peace loving Iguanas have to put up with!. There should be a law! Anyone know Pauline Hansen's tele number???"</font></p> <script type="text/javascript">  </script> <noscript> <img src="/cgi-bin/ax.cgi?trans.gif" height="1" width="1" alt="" /> </noscript>